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TV: So what was your impression of the Midwest?
Jeff: Great fireworks.
Lyle: Great fireworks..it's got a good scene...
Jeff: It's good...I mean I guess we weren't there on a night to see whats wrong with it...but everyone bitches alot about Clutch Cargos.and I did't see anything wrong with it...I mean that and the Freezer are both something we don't have in DC...
Brian: Great bathroom...
TV: Where?
Brian: Freezer...
TV: Someone was back there watching the girls pee...
Lyle: That's what Brian did instead of playing "Scream At A Wall"...
TV:So you're going to cut an LP?
Jeff: Ya that's what we're going to California for...
All: Laughs...
TV: What's your favorite band besides Joy Division?
Jeff: The Pop Group...(all chuckle agin)
TV: So what's the hottest up and coming band in DC?
Jeff: They are still on the way up so we can't tell...
TV: So why did you get back together, is that a lame question?
Ian: No that's something we want to clear up...the main reason we broke up is because Lyle went to college...the reason we came back is because Lyle came back from college...lots of people seemed to think "oh they're really popular and they're cashing in on it..." the truth of the matter is just that Lyle was coming back and Jeff and I were frustrated...
Jeff: In a big rut.
Ian: Going nowhere with what we were doing...and we asked Brian--apparently there was some problem between Brian and the GIs. I'll let Brian comment on that...
Brian: No problem I said "I'm not playing with you anymore and that was that...
TV: John Stabb didn't have a bird?
Jeff: I think they were happy... I mean they were sad because it was a good line up but they were sick of Brian.
ALL: Yuk yuk...
Ian: As far as I'm concerned since we got back together It's felt alot better.
Lyle: Than it did before we ve all got our heads together..
Jeff: But it's still the same bickering..
Lyle: Well sure
Ian: We're still the same people as before...
TV: So what effect has your music had on people?
Jeff: I think it's blown their minds (laughs x 10)
Ian: Like Straight Edge, people have taken it to extreme...as far as I'm concerned all we did was put out an idea...if people wanna hear it as preaching if that's what they want. Staight Edge to me is someone who is alert enough to benefit from what he or she is doing...
Lyle: The drug and alcohol is only one side of it anyway, it's alot more than that there are other things that can sidetrack you...
Ian: That's what "don't fuck" means...alot of these people think that to be straight edge you can't drink, smoke or have sex and that's silly...what the don't fuck line is that the whole getting laid and getting head thing..
Lyle: Living for sex.
Ian: Following your penis around is fucking people up more than anything, and Detroit seems to have quite a few of the spread leg slut things running around (mo laughs)
TV: You'll make a few pen pals on that one..
Ian: I have nothing against them--some of the Detroit girls are fucking wonderful (guffaws) the majority of 'em I saw were swooning over Steve from Whipping Boy...you see it everywhere..Boston it wasn't too bad...
TV: What was Boston like?
Lyle: Strange.
Ian: They are so extreme in each of their particular directions that they can't unify...it's like even in Detroit I get the feeling people don't know each other sometimes... in Washington people seem to know each other.
Jeff: Alot of them come from far away suburbs unlike DC... Detroit seemed pretty tight...
Jeff: Boston seemed pretty tight..
Ian: There's a crew in Boston.
Jeff: But there is still division, Al of Decontrol has taken Straight edge as a personal lifestyle...
Ian: His straight edge philosophy is taken to an extreme as far as...
Jeff: His lifestyle.
Ian: So has mine--everyone of their songs is about the same thing pretty much--you'll see something about that in all their songs, that's Al and thats cool cuz Al has created that scene pretty much single handedly...
TV: What about NY?
Brian: Neat place..
Jeff: Nice buildings...
Ian: It's a shame they have so many clubs and...
Brian: Wasted Youth should play there...
TV: What do you guys think of Gerta?
Ian: Top drawer
Jeff: Great...
Ian: I wanna be the doctor where she works... insert rectal thermometers...
Ian: Ask us a questions...all the bands we saw here were great...at Lansing the sound was working against them but...I thought the Crucifucks were great..
Lyle: They were...
Jeff: The Meatmen were hairy.
Ian: They were gnarly but I still crave. (laughs)
TV: These skateboarders need to learn to speak English..
Jeff: No we need to learn to talk skateboarder...
Ian: Negative Approach were fuckin awesome...
Jeff: Fuck, I crave...
Lyle: HOT...they were definately gnarly...
Brian: Great...
Ian: The Sleestak brothers are pretty mean...
Ian: The whole skinhead thing up here is...
Jeff: I think they outa color their heads different colors so they can find their friends (chuckles)
Lyle:0r put No on the side of their heads..
TV: Draw your name on your heads... What about the detroit motor city Oi contigent?
Ian: All I've gotta say is we went through the whole thing last year and it's stupid,let each other be what they wanna be...it's stupid to diversify but if thats what they wanna do fine...go see the Bad Brains next time, Lozon you fag...*
TV: Should I print that?
Brian: Ya...
Jeff: So here we are still being gnarly but craving...
TV: All I have to say is since you've been here my toilet has been shit in more than ever before...
Jeff: Cokes drunk and hermans dumped...
TV: 60 cokes you guys drank...
Jeff:They were pepsis...
Brian: Pepsi is rat poison...
TV: You guys had better start eating right like Henry..tofu and the like..
Jeff: AL-FUCKIN-FALFA.
Lyle: Let's talk about the demographic con-siderationa of...
Ian: The analytical ramifications of...

* OBIK:Probably in response to Dave Lozon's negative review of the first Bad Brains 7" in Real Threat 2. Strange, since he was rather mild in his criticism.

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